Beach Barbie Ken [Confessional]

[Ken Stafford]

LOLz at the title.

Hi it's Bloody Mary.

But I have a feeling this season is going to be a lot harder.

Because, you see, my tribe really really sucks.

And we're totally going to fail the first challenge and have to vote three people out in the FIRST round of the game. End my life.

[Hosty Bo]

What is with you and getting the bad tribes? XD

[Hosty Jill]

I though you said you where not going to be playing this season

[Hosty Bo]

I always undressed Ken...

[Ken Stafford]

Oct 4, 2010 22:02:47 GMT -5 Hosty Jill said:

I though you said you where not going to be playing this season

I did

And then I changed my mind. I couldn't resist lmao.

And plus it's a cover-up, although I know people will figure me out soon lol.

And Bo .... I'm already in a showmance with my secret partner. Thanks!

[Ken Stafford]

Jake is killllllinnnnnggggg us. Like, come on dude, post please!

It's going to be a disaster. If we have to vote three people out, Jake will be first to go.

Ted is looking like he'll be second at this point. He offered me an alliance but i'm reluctant to accept that at this point.... it's dangerous. If anything, I might vote with him knowing he's going to be voted out or something.

Lastly, I'm trying to push the vote so it's Clay, I heard he's a previous winner so he could be a threat like yours truly. (BTW, I'm pretty sure i'm in the only secret partnership in the game that is both past winners! If people find that out that could be very bad news lol).

So yeah, i'd rather Clay go. But he seems like someone that could make a good case for himself. In that case, i'd like to see Brian go. Someone with the AIM name "survivorschemer" seems a bit dangerous to me haha.

I made an alliance with Robb and talk a lot and pretty much made an alliance with Jed, too. Us 3 young guys pretty much agree we all need to stick around and work together, and if we make it through this first round, 3 strong, we will have majority on the tribe from here on out and be in a position of power and control, which we all know yours truly likes.

When talking to Jed, he pretty much said "i'll let you be in control" when it came to the votes, and I immediately deferred saying "I don't want to be in control". Of course I want to be in control, but I don't want to APPEAR to be in control. That's where things get dangerous.

I've also been talking a lot to Minister John, he's alright, and he should be the 4th wheel of our alliance at the least. He seems to be pretty smart overall, too.

[Ken Stafford]

So, I accepted the alliance with Ted, just to avoid getting any votes, but he's pretty much a goner this round. But I might take this opportunity to throw in a random vote so someone can have some past votes for if we have to go to Tribal Council again after these two. Just saying.

Robb pretty much decided on Ted going; even though it's the best decision, I don't take well to people TELLING me what to do. I will let him *think* he's in control for now, as he tried to do to me by "letting me choose the 2nd round vote-off" (Clay), but I don't buy it. He's sneakier than I initially thought, I need to keep an eye on him.

BTW, my partner did work and got all the secret pairs. Love that hoe.

Heidi (11:10:17 PM): Alex - Jan
Brian - Shi Anne
Butch - Penny
Christy - Robb
Clay - Stephanie
Daniel - Deena
Dave - Erin
Ghandia - Rob
Heidi - Ken
Jake - Joanna
Janet - Matthew
Jed - Tayna
Jenna - Rodger
John - Shawna
Ryan - Jeannie
Ted - Helen

[Ken Stafford]

OK so I x'd out of AIM without saving all the massive convos (sorry), but if all goes well and people keep to what they told me, I got John, Robb, Matthew, and Roger (obv.) to vote for Alex and get him outta here.... possibly Brian but if not idgaf.

Anyways, pretty much, I switched the vote from Roger to Alex cuz I am closer with Roger and also there is an even potential alliance between Alex and maybe Matt and/or Brian, cuz Brian is pushing way too hard for him to stay.

Anyways, if this works, i'm good. But now going to do hw. If things get switched or turned around on me by deadline, fml.

[Ken Stafford]

So it's official, I'm good.

[Ken Stafford]

So, I got my tribe to vote out Alex. Then under the veil of Roger wanting it, I get them to vote out Shii Ann at merge.

Then when Final 9 comes, I come up with an elaborate plan to oust Erin.

But Matthew fucks it over. I always knew Matt was working with Heidi and Janet, and wanted me to as well. Now I love my girls, I really do, but while it is beneficial for me to keep them around for a bit, it's NOT beneficial for me to take them to the end and be screwed over. But obviously I told Heidi she was safe and told Janet to use the Idol this round, so I do care. However, Heidi completely screwed herself by scheming. If this all goes as planned, it will tie between Heidi and Brian, and Heidi will leave the game. Sorry, do I trust Bri? No. But if it comes down to it, in this scenario, i'm voting her out over him. Secret partners or not. I can get to the end the old-fashioned way, I did it and did it will in Micronesia.

Oh, btw, this is a fail.



She maybe shoulda made that one private

"Ken..... keep yourself safe so I can get to the Final 4 and... yeah"

Hmm... win? Oust me at F4? Idts.

[Ken Stafford]

LOL so I think these people might really let me make it to the Final 5 with two Idols in my possession.... ?

[Ken Stafford]

So, I talked with Robb about out future for the next 3 (potentially 4?) rounds and I'm pretty much golden. As long as I make it past this round (which I will, people are RETARDED if they choose to vote for me over John), then I have an automatic guaranteed spot in the final 3 which i'm hoping is the finals as opposed to a final 2. Make it happen, Bo and Jill.

Anyways, the plan is take out John this round (sorry man, I feel like a huge dickwad for doing it but facts are facts and you would beat any of the five of us left in the finals, and we can't have you do an immunity run to the end, which is very possible should you make it past this round of the game).

[Ken Stafford]

lol so I sent John a PM to be honest about the vote because I genuinely liked him (and maybe to brownnose a little bit for a jury vote ) which was:

Just decided I needed to be 100% honest with you... it's the general consensus that you need to be voted out this round. On my end, I can tell you it's absolutely nothing personal. I think you're an incredible person, ally, strategist, and player of this game; but unfortunately, it's not a thought but a fact that not one of us would beat you in the finals in this game. So with that, I have to cast my vote for you tonight before you go on an immunity run to the finale. I'm sorry John, but I want you to know it's not personal, but I understand if you're hurt... I would be.

And he sends back:

Are you kidding me? I work my ass off to keep us 4 safe and get us 4 to the end. I save ALL of your asses in this game and when the chips fall and when it's time to show gratitude and mutual loyalty, you decide to spit in my face?

I'm glad you felt enough respect for me to be honest about the vote, but I'd preferred you show me enough respect to be loyal.

lolololololol. This made me feel a lot less bad about voting you out. You saved my ass? hahaha...ha.

[Ken Stafford]

BTW, he must have forgot way back when when me and Robb could have voted him out with Jake and Jed but saved HIS ass....yeah, he did forget that one, didn't he?

[Ken Stafford]

Wow, Brian is officially the most annoying Juror of all time. You know it's not necessary to give that many questions, you're just bitter you didn't make the finals and felt the need to be a pain in my left asscheek.

Honestly, are that many questions necessary? Did you really WANT to sit there for an hour or two coming up with those questions that aren't even relevant to the game of Survivor?